Thin woman

Spotted this on True Mom Confessions just now:

Inside me is a thin woman trying to get out. I usually shut the bitch up with chocolate

Excellent!

Here's another one:

Why do people call camping a vacation? I love it, but it is not a vacation. Camping is me doing everything I usually do at home, but in the dirt instead. A vacation is room service, and someone else making my bed. Let's get that clear have not had a "vacation" in about 10 years.

Sorry big man but I agree, much as I like camping, and I do, it's not a holiday. I'm not saying, like she does, that I do everything when we camp, big man does the setting up, breaking down and cooking in general but a holiday, like the woman says, is someone else doing all the cleaning and feeding while we relax in a pool or on a beach and little man plays his heart out. Bliss - escpecially if there are no biting insects and/or a screened in porch.

Some of the confessions on the site are worrying though, I feel bad for the kids.

There's a True Dad Confessions site now too, it seems to be mostly about sex, surprise surprise.

Some of the confessions on there are deeply worrying!

Fun

So to lighten it up a little after my earlier hissy fit.

This cracked me up.

Only 5,741 mi (about 30 days 18 hours)...not far at all.

Check out direction #57 - Swim across the Atlantic Ocean.

Wonder why they bring you via the UK & France?

How your mouse works

How your mouse works - wait for this one to load and then move your mouse, it's worth it.

Thanks to Linkateria.

Had a doc appt today, am measuring spot on baby wise. Gained 7lbs in the last month though, not feeling too good about that considering "they" say you gain 1lb a week from here on in. I know I told myself I wouldn't stress about weight but I'm feeling big and unattractive and cumbersome, knowing that I'm the weight I am doesn't help that.

Still though, healthy baby is the goal, as long as I'm eating properly and sensibly I shouldn't worry too much. I think the sneaky treats will have to stop though.

Have moved to appts. every 2 weeks now, feels like it's all happening too fast, have the GD test again in 2 wks, if this all goes belly up and I'm on insulin again I'm going to be pissed off.

Must book VBAC class soon. Anyone reading had a VBAC?